Timely, in light of O’s speech yesterday in Oslo.
Cartman: I learned somethin’ today. This country was founded by some of the smartest thinkers the world has ever seen. And they knew one thing: that a truely great country can go to war, and at the same time, act like it doesn’t want to. [a shot of the crowd] You people who are for the war, you need the protesters. Because they make the country look like it’s made of sane, caring individuals. And you people who are anti-war, you need these flag-wavers, because, if our whole country was made up of nothing but soft pussy protesters, we’d get taken down in a second. That’s why the founding fathers decided we should have both. It’s called “having your cake and eating it too.”
Randy: He’s right. The strength of this country is the ability to do one thing and say another.
Skeeter: Yeah, but… if it weren’t for all you guys protesting, why everyone around the world would hate the American people instead of just the President.
Gerald: And if it weren’t for you people flexing your arms, America could easily get taken over by terrorists or… or China.
Mr. Mackey: I guess we… owe you an apology.
Stuart: Eh-ah, I guess we owe you one.
Townsfolk: Awww. [amid a chorus of awwws they hug each other.]
Kyle: Cartman? Cartman saved the day?
Stan: Can’t be
Cartman: The Founding Fathers want you all to know that we can disagree all we want, as long as we agree that America kicks ass.
Skeeter: Hey I’m a little bit country
Randy: And I’m a little bit rock-n-roll-eh [Cartman takes his mic and backs out of the scene, leaving Randy and Skeeter to sing together]
Skeeter: I’ll be the muscle of America
Randy: And me, I’ll be the caring soul.
Together: When you put us together you get a nation with one goal. To thrive and prosper, with a little country and rock and roll.
Randy: Come on up here, everybody! [the crowd surges onto the stage. Stan and Kyle look dumbfounded]
Everybody: We’re a little bit country, and we’re a little bit rock-n-roll
Stuart: We can be a nation that believe in war,
Mr. Mackey: And still tells the world that we don’t. [moments later the back of the stage begins to rise, revealing guests from many previous episodes]
Everybody: Let the flag for hyprocisy fly high from every pole. We’re a little bit country, and we’re a little bit rock-n-roll.