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My good luck accessories for the day.

Top:

  • My lucky 49ers hat. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My dad bought it for me in San Francisco when I was a kid. 
  • My old 49ers pennant. Salvaged it from my parents’ house when they moved last year. Was hanging on the wall for a lot of good wins back in the day. 
  • Retro 49ers logo t-shirt. The Lady’s brother gave it to me for Christmas. I’ve worn it for each of this year’s playoff games so far. Seems to be working.
  • My fuzzy red socks. Wore them during the NFC Championship and they won. Can’t jinx it now.

Bottom:

  • Should the Niners need a boost late in the game, I’m not averse to donning my red onesie (with built-in butt flap!). Hopefully, they don’t need my help, but it’s all laid out and ready to go, if necessary.

Not shown:

  • The red shoes and red sweatshirt I wore during the NFC Championship two weeks ago. The Niners went scoreless until I stripped off each, so they’re staying packed away.
Some amazing facts about San Francisco 49ers running back, and team backbone, Frank Gore:
He’s just 5-foot-9, 217-pounds. (Ed. - That’s a big, powerful dude. When a guy that size gets low, and comes at you full speed, just ouch.)
Gore turned 29 last May, which is typically the age when running backs start slowing down. But this season he ran for 1,214 yards and eight touchdowns, the rushing total the second-most in his career, and the touchdowns tying for second-most. His 8,231 yards rushing over the last seven seasons trail only Adrian Peterson (8,849) and Steven Jackson (8,416). (Ed. - He’s been a sleeper Fantasy gem for years, particularly during the recent dark age for the Niners when they were hardly included in NFL Offensive Juggernaut conversations and he might have been overlooked otherwise.)
He tore the ACL in his left knee during spring ball following a solid freshman season at the University of Miami, but was back on the practice field late that fall. The next year he tore the ACL in his right knee, but returned to run for more than 1,000 yards the following season. Since entering the NFL in 2005 as a third-round choice, he has suffered abdominal strains, ankle and shoulder sprains, a hip pointer, a broken hand and bruised ribs, among other things. Yet he has missed an average of just under 1.5 games a season the last seven years. (Ed. - INSANE.) ”It’s truly remarkable,” says Broncos great Terrell Davis, whose career was cut short by a knee injury. “Guys typically don’t come back to be the same player after that type of knee injury, and you definitely don’t see many bounce back and have the type of career that Frank is having. When he had his second injury, I’m sure people wrote him off and said his career is over, or maybe he’d be just an average back at the next level. Now he’s one of the top three backs in this league.”
Per a comment here, regarding the above point: “A ‘solid’ freshman season? On a team that had Clinton Portis, Willis McGahee and Najeh Davenport, all future NFL draft picks, he was the best running back on the team. A team of veterans wasn’t quick to play a true freshman but every time he got the ball it was like magic. As the season wore on he got the ball more and more, quickly supplanting future first round draft pick Willis McGahee as the second string running back. Averaging 9.3 yards per carry is more that ‘solid.’ Anyone who saw him run before his first ACL injury knows he was the best back ever to play at Miami.  Although he’s a pro bowl NFL running back and among the top 5 in the league, he is nowhere near what he would have been had he been injury free.  What he has done is astounding especially when you factor in his attitude and approach to the game and to life.”
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Some amazing facts about San Francisco 49ers running back, and team backbone, Frank Gore:

  • He’s just 5-foot-9, 217-pounds. (Ed. - That’s a big, powerful dude. When a guy that size gets low, and comes at you full speed, just ouch.)
  • Gore turned 29 last May, which is typically the age when running backs start slowing down. But this season he ran for 1,214 yards and eight touchdowns, the rushing total the second-most in his career, and the touchdowns tying for second-most. His 8,231 yards rushing over the last seven seasons trail only Adrian Peterson (8,849) and Steven Jackson (8,416). (Ed. - He’s been a sleeper Fantasy gem for years, particularly during the recent dark age for the Niners when they were hardly included in NFL Offensive Juggernaut conversations and he might have been overlooked otherwise.)
  • He tore the ACL in his left knee during spring ball following a solid freshman season at the University of Miami, but was back on the practice field late that fall. The next year he tore the ACL in his right knee, but returned to run for more than 1,000 yards the following season. Since entering the NFL in 2005 as a third-round choice, he has suffered abdominal strains, ankle and shoulder sprains, a hip pointer, a broken hand and bruised ribs, among other things. Yet he has missed an average of just under 1.5 games a season the last seven years. (Ed. - INSANE.) ”It’s truly remarkable,” says Broncos great Terrell Davis, whose career was cut short by a knee injury. “Guys typically don’t come back to be the same player after that type of knee injury, and you definitely don’t see many bounce back and have the type of career that Frank is having. When he had his second injury, I’m sure people wrote him off and said his career is over, or maybe he’d be just an average back at the next level. Now he’s one of the top three backs in this league.”
  • Per a comment here, regarding the above point: “A ‘solid’ freshman season? On a team that had Clinton Portis, Willis McGahee and Najeh Davenport, all future NFL draft picks, he was the best running back on the team. A team of veterans wasn’t quick to play a true freshman but every time he got the ball it was like magic. As the season wore on he got the ball more and more, quickly supplanting future first round draft pick Willis McGahee as the second string running back. Averaging 9.3 yards per carry is more that ‘solid. Anyone who saw him run before his first ACL injury knows he was the best back ever to play at Miami.  Although he’s a pro bowl NFL running back and among the top 5 in the league, he is nowhere near what he would have been had he been injury free.  What he has done is astounding especially when you factor in his attitude and approach to the game and to life.”

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The Pimps of Joytime - San Francisco Bound (DJ Obah Remix) [iTunes link]

Uhh! Turn it up LOUD!

Go Niners.

We make fun of San Francisco and San Francisco values, but I’m very concerned for the future because San Francisco is actually spreading out. The State of California, which is sinking beneath the waves, is literally at the state level controlled by San Franciscans. Our Governor Jerry Brown is from San Francisco, our Lieutenant Governor [Gavin] Newsom is from San Francisco, Nancy Pelosi, the Minority Leader of the House is from San Francisco, the Attorney General Kamala Harris, who is a real, I think — and from my perspective it worries me — a real up and comer…who is very left-wing is from San Francisco, both our Senators are from San Francisco, and this small area with very left-wing values, that are not reflected throughout the rest of the state [Ed. or the rest of the country, for that matter], is the political artery to California and often California is the political artery to the rest of the country. So, I think San Francisco, for all of the mocking that has been done about San Francisco values, in many ways I think a cultural coup d’état is going on and that it’s a very powerful city and a center of politics in this country.

— Author Wesley J. Smith

So, given California is the biggest shit-show in the Union, beyond effectively bankrupt, and going down faster than a high-speed boondoggle train, this should be about as damning a denunciation of the far-Left politics and ideology of “San Francisco” possible, no?

Related:

What’s the difference between California and the Titanic? The passengers on the Titanic didn’t vote to hit the iceberg.

Pelosi’s the shortest-lived House majority in fifty-five years

France: The California of Europe™

Steve Young & Aaron Rodgers

SI’s Peter King:

Give Steve Young an assist for how Aaron Rodgers handles the “F” word.

But I’m not sure he needs much help. You haven’t heard all that much about the relationship between Steve Young and Aaron Rodgers, and both men probably like it that way. They are not everyday texting or calling friends, and I believe Rodgers would have handled the last six years of his landmine-turned-golden life pretty well without Young’s occasional advice, because Rodgers was raised by parents with excellent perspective.

But Rodgers and Young do have one very important thing in common: They took over for all-time great quarterbacks, and the succession in both cases was not smooth. But Young learned enough in the awkward years aside Joe Montana, and then replacing him, to be a good sounding board for Rodgers, particularly in the rough times when a) it seemed like he’d never have a chance to play and b) mayhem swirled around the 2008 Brett Favre retirement/unretirement and distracted Rodgers and the Packers daily.

And when Rodgers would seek Young out, the advice would be the kind of sound stuff that hit a home run with Rodgers. Paraphrasing, this was the kind of counsel Young gave Rodgers over the years: Never, even to your mother, say something that makes you a victim. Human nature being what it is, you’ll want people to know your side of the story, and you’ll want them to know how hard it all is for you. But if you complain publicly even one time, you’ll be a crybaby. That’s how people will see you. And they’ll remember.

Instead, if you just hold it in, and you just focus on football, it may take a few years, but respect will come back to you a hundred-fold. And when you begin to have success, people will look at you with tremendous respect because you didn’t fall into the trap of complaining about your circumstances.

Is that exactly what happened or what? I mean, what tremendous advice.

But back to Young. I gained a lot of respect for him after the Super Bowl 17 seasons ago, when he threw six touchdown passes to crush the Chargers. In his suite a couple of hours after the game, one of his relatives or friends in the back of the room, with some giddiness, called out, “Joe Who?” And Young, who could have said something to stick a dagger into Montana, instead said, “No, don’t do that. Don’t worry about that. That’s the past. Let’s talk about the future.”

Sounds like something his protégé would say.

You’re all heart, Steve Young.

Former 49ers running back Glen Coffee arrested...

Wait…there’s more:

Former 49ers running back Glen Coffee was arrested in Florida on Friday morning for carrying a concealed weapon in his uninsured 2008 Cadillac. Policed discovered the cocked, loaded handgun after Coffee was caught for speeding. Coffee retired from the 49ers in August, citing his pursuit of a religious calling.

I just cracked up reading this.

Godspeed, Glen.

via Kevin Lynch’s “Niner Insider” blog at sfgate.com

RE: San Francisco intends to levy “big fines, in addition to cleanup costs,” against Zynga for their illegal ad campaign marketing Mafia Wars.

nycthe:

youngmanhattanite:

nycthe:

San Francisco intends to levy “big fines, in addition to cleanup costs,” against Zynga for their illegal ad campaign marketing Mafia Wars.

Now that’s what I call “interesting.” Are you sick of this story? I’m not. I hope New York follows suit and fines the fuck out of these assholes.

Want to play a fun game? It’s called push your weight around as a citizen against a private company worth billions of dollars. To contact the Sanitation Department in NYC (responsible in this case), call 311 and request to speak to a sanitation specialist. (Be prepared to give details, such as the company name, contact info and locations of defacement.) You can also call or email Community Board 2 at 212-979-2272 and/or CB3 (email phone: 212-533-5300)

It is illegal in New York City to deface the street or sidewalk with advertisement or printed matter. Vanessa Gruen, director of special projects for the Municipal Art Society, once called it “corporate graffiti.”

And in spite of what some corporate apologists believe, The City of New York will hold the companies themselves responsible for the “illegal, irresponsible and dangerous defacing of public property.”

Go ahead, pick up the phone.

Well done.

Hey, and while you’ve got them on the phone, be sure to report “ubiquitous graffiti artist/enthusiast and self promotion expertJim Joe for the same violation:

b. Defacing. Except as otherwise provided by law, it shall be unlawful
  for any person to deface any street by painting
, printing or writing
  thereon, or attaching thereto, in any manner, any advertisement or other
  printed matter.

See: Where’d You Get That Womp From? [SOLVED!]

Any local business owners on here that were less “enthused” about having your shutters tagged? Pick up that phone.

It’s okay. Jim Joe’s been waiting…

He even admits on his tumblr that he’s “JUST A GOOD GUY STUCK ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE LAW.”

You can see/point the city to more of his work at his main site jim-joe.com, his tumblr, or Paolo’s Facebook album.

Zynga fucked up, for sure. I’m not apologizing for them. I’ve never played and block all of their games on Facebook. A game I do love to play, though —- Moral Equivalency™.

It’s really fun. Try it. Pick up the phone.

And then maybe we lay this to rest and call the city to report on, I don’t know, say, real gunshots, or something…