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“So Mean I Make Medicine Sick”

They don’t do it like this any more. A classic press conference from Muhammad Ali. Can you imagine what it would be like if Ali had something like Twitter in his day? Ochocinco who?

“I’ve wrastled an alligator!”

New England Patriots' Wes Welker Makes 11 References To Feet In One Press Conference

In a mere nine minutes of Q&A, we noted Welker making an oddly high number of foot references. Here they all are for your sexual listening pleasure. The Patriots’ trash-talking is a little more subtle than the Jets’.

Read the transcript here. (via Deadspin)