As they pulled you out of the oxygen tent, you asked for the latest party...

 

Q: How did the hipster burn his mouth?

A: He ate his pizza before it was cool.

Previously on hipsters

I feel sorry for the homeless guy. I feel really sorry for his dog, though, ‘cause you know the dog’s thinking ‘This is the longest walk ever.’

'Does this thing have a payoff, pal? 'Cause I could do this on my own. Really. Thanks for the leash.'

— Norm MacDonald

"Perhaps the greatest joke ever written." — Dennis Miller

Listen to a whole hour of Dennis rap with comedic geniuses Norm MacDonald and Jason Sudeikis from Thursday’s show here.

Part of Dennis’s two weeks of guests from the cast of Saturday Night Live, past and present. It’s been really enjoyable. See the list of guests and check out some clips on http://www.dennismillerradio.com

Norm kills me every time.

The funniest, unintended(?) commentary on Obama’s birth certificate release earlier today:
The poetic juxtaposition of the following two headlines on Drudge this morning: 

OBAMA: ‘I’ve got better stuff to do’

FOLLOWED BY:

Heads to Chicago to tape Oprah show

Hilarious.
Meanwhile, 9 American Troops Killed in Afghanistan Today.
[Sigh…]

The funniest, unintended(?) commentary on Obama’s birth certificate release earlier today:

The poetic juxtaposition of the following two headlines on Drudge this morning: 

OBAMA: ‘I’ve got better stuff to do’

FOLLOWED BY:

Heads to Chicago to tape Oprah show

Hilarious.

Meanwhile, 9 American Troops Killed in Afghanistan Today.

[Sigh…]


Penn Jillette tells his “Siamese Twins” joke on The Green Room with Paul Provenza.

Wait for it…