Assorted inanity.

 

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“I knew I’d get one shot to do this in my life. One opportunity. I’m just an average guy. I’m not for everybody. The only thing I know how to do is coach. For a while, no one had the guts to give us a shot. But [owner] Woody Johnson and [GM] Mike Tannenbaum did, and you know it hasn’t been easy. I’m not perfect. I’ve put them through some hard times this year; you know that. I’m not going to apologize for who I am.” 
- New York Jets Head Coach Rex Ryan
(Photo by Jim Rogash/Getty Images)

Rex Ryan — The Chris Christie of Football.

nationalfootballleague:

“I knew I’d get one shot to do this in my life. One opportunity. I’m just an average guy. I’m not for everybody. The only thing I know how to do is coach. For a while, no one had the guts to give us a shot. But [owner] Woody Johnson and [GM] Mike Tannenbaum did, and you know it hasn’t been easy. I’m not perfect. I’ve put them through some hard times this year; you know that. I’m not going to apologize for who I am.”
 

- New York Jets Head Coach Rex Ryan

(Photo by Jim Rogash/Getty Images)

Rex Ryan — The Chris Christie of Football.

I don’t trust the Jets kicker, that Nick Folk…he looks shaky to me. And you’d think Rex would have an eye for a good foot…

Dennis Miller gives his NFL playoff picks, January 19, 2010.

New England Patriots' Wes Welker Makes 11 References To Feet In One Press Conference

In a mere nine minutes of Q&A, we noted Welker making an oddly high number of foot references. Here they all are for your sexual listening pleasure. The Patriots’ trash-talking is a little more subtle than the Jets’.

Read the transcript here. (via Deadspin)

I want to be witty and say something about how many days till pitchers and catchers report to Spring training - then I realize I’m a Mets fan and that’s just more pain.

My roommate, and every other Jets/Mets fan in the world after last night’s embarrassment.

A number I think would be interesting would be eight. And no, that’s not the amount of touchdown passes Green Bay gave up against Arizona . That’s the number of touchdown passes we gave up all season. And the biggest reason for that is Darrelle Revis.

New York Jets coach Rex Ryan, decrying Green Bay cornerback Charles Woodson beating out his own corner, Darrelle Revis, for the Associated Press Defensive Player of the Year award.

From Peter King’s Monday Morning Quarterback this week.

All Jets fans should just donate their Brains to Science…So we can really get a good understanding on what it is like to be mentally retarded…

My friend, Ray, a staunch Giants fan.