Rough week in the stock market, huh? An absolute bloodbath. It’s what they call a ‘bear market.’ For those of you not familiar with the terminology of the marketplace, let me lay it out for you: a bear market is where I look at the current value of my personal portfolio, and then I immediately run out into the middle of the woods and shit myself.
— Dennis Miller on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 8/5/2011.
