Assorted inanity.

 

joeschmitt:

“Siri, am I a MILF?” The second Siri parody I did. Also check out the first one— “Siri, am I a narcissist?”.

Written with @arjunbasu @rachyfabs @kristicasey @kathy_L @meetingboy @flyoverjoel @ripslich

Voices include @rachyfabs @kristicasey @kathy_L @meetingboy @flyoverjoel @ripslich, Gary Ricke, @Miss_Cook, @AnjeanetteC, @KickAssJenn, @ha_ti .

Music by @ripslich.

When The Lady got her new iPhone 4S recently, she asked Siri (jokingly!!!) “Should I dump my boyfriend?”

Siri responded with directions to three local garbage dumps.

Bitch. (Siri, not The Lady).

I was in a commercial for Ursus Vodka last Summer.

My backside is now famous.

(Source: youtube.com)

Hot.

Nike Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day Skateboarding commercial. Extended version.