Larry King Roasted at The Friars Club Monday
Wanda Sykes:
Thanks to Jerry Sandusky, Larry’s officially not the creepiest old man in America anymore…
‘Larry King Live:’ That was a very optimistic title. It wasn’t a TV show — it was more like a baby monitor…I would tune in just to see if he was okay.
Colin Quinn:
Larry grew up in Brooklyn…but he moved out when the Dutch bought it.
Those suspenders are holding his skin on.
Larry, if you were any less in demand right now, your face would be on Greek currency.
Very well done.
The problem with Europe today? Unless you’re England, France, or Germany, it’s like being on the Miami Heat.
Colin Quinn, November 18, 2010 on The Dennis Miller Show
Previously from Colin
We Irish people have been warning you about these British people for years. The British don’t know anything about drilling. If you’ve ever seen their teeth, you know what I’m talking about.
Colin Quinn, on the BP oil spill.
