My fave:
BOB NEWHART
“It’s a shame that the ‘3 a.m. phone call’ issue in the Democratic campaign was resolved after Obama’s nomination, when John Edwards was caught by the paparazzi while visiting his mistress and love child.
“Thinking quickly, he ran down several flights of stairs and barricaded himself in a stall in the men’s room until escorted back to his room by hotel security.
“It showed quick thinking, originality and inventiveness. I personally would want John Edwards there for that ‘3 a.m. phone call.’ “