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Joe Schmitt: Who are the most hated characters of Web 2.0?

joeschmitt:

We were tossing this around the office today, @taylorlecroy and I. Among those already on our list:

  • Tweet thieves
  • People who Instagram every meal
  • Photo over-taggers
  • Habitual Facebook cause inviters
  • Tightly knit #FF circles
  • People who only check your blog to try to take things out of context and get you in trouble
  • Farmville & Mafia Wars players
  • Daily mugshots
  • People who don’t star my tweets
  • People from Twitter who friend you on Facebook but don’t follow you on Twitter
  • People from Twitter who friend you on Facebook but don’t tell you what their Twitter name is
  • Salesmen who connect with you after one vendor presentation and then ask you to recommend them on LinkedIn
  • #hashtag #every #single #word
  • Monsters who try to excuse their bullyish behavior with “it’s just the internet”
  • Push every 4square check-in to Twitter and FB
  • People who click every link and then blame “the Inter-net” when their FB account is hacked
  • @guykawasaki
  • People on Twitter who have become more popular than me
  • Oversharers who subsequently complain because people know too much about their business
  • Grammar Nazis (except for me)
  • People who post photos of their ugly baby every damn day
  • Pokers
  • People who find love on the internet and live happily ever after, rubbing your nose in it with every cute post
  • Require reciprocal follows
  • People who push everything everywhere— Twitter, FB, 4square, Instagram, LinkedIn, Posterous, Tumblr, Blip, etc.
  • Words With Friends cheaters

Who would you add? Reply, reblog, and retweet with your favorite villains.

  • Amateur Politicos
  • Aspiring rappers who ask you to check out their homemade music videos on YouTube and RT to your followers

  1. negative-corpus reblogged this from meetingboy
  2. ryall- answered: I’d add social media consultant ‘experts’ who filled twitter and facebook with ‘corporate presences’.
  3. morganwrites answered: People who request a LinkedIn connection, after they (in a interview) insulted your line of work, gender, and intelligence.
  4. balugagirl reblogged this from meetingboy
  5. thehedgehogs reblogged this from joeschmitt and added:
    LOVE it. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
  6. tiffdiamonds reblogged this from meetingboy
  7. wavydream reblogged this from meetingboy
  8. meetingboy reblogged this from joeschmitt and added:
    tout their business (for free) even though it is...no interest to your followers. Clueless...
  9. bluegypsy reblogged this from joeschmitt and added:
    This is hysterical!
  10. kirstensdesk said: I think you’ve covered them all. And I want to put a heart on every bullet point here.
  11. dollinha reblogged this from joeschmitt
  12. ashamedtosay said: People who complain about follows or being unfollowed and People who demand to know why you unfollowed and call you out publically. The first and second are often related.
  13. mbrosen reblogged this from joeschmitt and added:
    Amateur Politicos Aspiring rappers...homemade music videos
  14. brickgrrl answered: Twitter people who RT you and actually change what you say. Also, webcocks.

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