- Butt-head: He's got a fat little face.
- Beavis: Yeah. He's got a fat bloated face that you get when you eat too many urinal mints.
- Butt-head: Uh...what are you talking about, Beavis?
- Beavis: You know, those round things that are there, you know, so you can freshen up after you take a leak.
- Butt-head: Beavis, you're not supposed to eat those!!!
- Beavis: Oh yeah. I know, I was just kidding.
- Butt-head: Dumbass!!!
“Politics is the 2nd-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the 1st.” —