February 2009
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I just thought this picture was funny →
Lot Description
MARIO DE BIASI (B. 1923) Seduti sui Fiaschi, Milano, 1949 gelatin silver print signed, titled, dated in pencil and copyright credit stamp (on the verso) 7 x 9½in. (17.8 x 24.2cm.)
Provenance
Galleria Photology, Milan, Italy; acquired 1998.
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Pfft. Flowers, the painted whores of the plant world.
– Homer Simpson (via hunsonisgroovy)
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Putin warns US to eschew socialism "because it... →
I love the taste of irony in the afternoon.
Can I get an аминь?
[UPDATE]
“This should be framed and hung on the wall in the Oval Office.”
-Dad
“There, and in every college freshman’s dorm room.”
“Those fuckin’ idiots, with the East German flag on their sleeves…”
-Me
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…If you can make a girl laugh - you can make her do anything…
– Marilyn Monroe (via quote-book) (via kari-shma) (via soupsoup)
Who in my neighborhood named their wireless network “BITCH_I_DONT_KNOW_YOU” and...
– @CcSteff (via badkitty-)
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Super Soaker 50 20th Anniversary Edition →
Has it really been 20 years already? Relive your neighborhood water brawls with the Super Soaker 50 20th Anniversary Edition ($15). Nearly identical to the neon water blaster that started it all, the updated version holds up to 25 ounces of water, shoots up to 35 feet, and gives you a marvelous yesteryear vibe.
Go fuck yourself, Super Soaker, for making me feel ancient.
Had a rare irritating day. The resolution?
1) Bottle of red wine.
2) The Three Stooges
http://www.archive.org/search.php?query=three%20stooges%20AND%20mediatype%3Amovies
3) Bel Biv DeVoe - Do Me
All better now.
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The problem with Socialism is that eventually, you run out of other...
– Margaret Thatcher
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'90210' S01E15 "Help Me Rhonda" Recap...(pardon...
Perhaps the best episode yet. At least, in terms of the volume of standout bits.
Some gems, in chronological order:
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Adrianna’s mom, Constance, is like the perfect domineering/hot mess blend of dynamic duo Felice Martin and Jackie Taylor from the original series.
Constance: “So, did you hear about the toothpaste commercial?”
Adrianna: “Yeah, I did…I...
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More Pretentious Vocabulary in Media... →
“Andrew Leckey, an inveterate reader of newspapers…”
Some more widely used, to-the-point words synonymous with inveterate:
habitual, devoted, dedicated
Put away the fucking SAT Prep flash cards, Johnnie (actually the author’s name —- I’m not just being snarky). This is Newsweek, not a Bard College entrance exam essay.
I love language, but time and a...
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RE: Stimulus... →
NYPOST:
It would be a “catastrophe” if we don’t pass a stimulus bill - but it would be a much, much bigger catastrophe if he allows THIS piece-of-junk stimulus bill to pass. That’s not a stimulus bill for the American people - that’s a stimulus bill for the American government. Frankly, it’s insulting.
ENOUGH!
Click the link to read the whole thing.