Will gladly accept your belated Chanukah gifts... →
Why, season tickets to the newfound Lingerie Football League??? How thoughtful of you.
ATTENTION ALL WOMEN: STOP DRINKING COFFEE!!! →
Scientists: Drinking three cups of coffee a day ‘shrinks women’s breasts’ It’s science!!!
@macdailynews: Apple rejects ‘iBoobs’ from iTunes... →
Giants' Plaxico Burress crashes $140K Mercedes... →
Plax, you are a beautiful, beautiful man </worried>
BREAKING: Kylie Minogue Sings 'Santa Baby' - My... →
Click the link above. Prepare to melt. Back? Head still intact? So, O.M.F.G. Is. She. Fucking. Kidding. Those pouty lips and those squeaks are just exhaustingly cute. Kylie can do NO wrong by me. None. She could: a) Drop-kick puppies into a lake of fire, b) Drive a dump truck filled with highly, HIGHLY, combustible material into a nursing home on a day when all the inhabitants’...
Yay, vernacular renaissance
Along with apparatchik, loving the return of apoplectic into every pretentious Op-ed column. Sincerely.
Video: The greatest fitness invention EVER? →
On "Deadlines" at Google →
Funny old post from Fake Steve stand-in Fake Nikolai, a faux Google mole who tells it like it is: Deadline? You must be joking. Just tell me when you need to have something by, and then 2 weeks later, tell me when you really really need it by and we’ll aim for a few days after that. Is OK? Whatever – deadlines don’t matter here anyway. The product will languish in beta for a few years no matter...
Oh, Jackhammer, your song is such sweet nothings…if said nothings were whispered by a nail gun.
I didn't know Kanye was in 'Purple Rain'...
P.S. - Good lawd, was Apollonia hot.
Breaking: "There is a sea change occurring in the... →
“The newspaper industry is afflicted by an unfortunate convergence of events,” said MediaTech’s Bibb. “There is a sea change occurring in the way people read the news.” Get. Out. I nominate this Bibb character as Lead Clairvoyant to fill the position left vacant by Nostradamus following that Y2K flub.
RE: Top 5 Woman-Boy Love Affairs in Film →
andrearosen: Now that the Spitzergate hysteria has died down, New York’s sex scandal du jour is the affair betwixt Queens teacher Gina Salamino and teen model Joshua Walter. The incident is ripe for a Lifetime Original Movie, especially with Walters’s line from his interrogation: “I’m tapping that ass and there’s nothing you can do about it.” While I collect bets on what the too-literal title...
If I never hear the word 'tapestries' used again...
…this will please me.
I move we strike this phrase from the vernacular:
“Should I bring my passport?!?” when speaking of a visit to Brooklyn from Manhattan. I’ve been as guilty as anyone over the years, but I hereby declare the above one-liner permanently banned for personal use. Please join me.
Is this thing on?